All the Sexy, Without That Silly Gilligan

From almost as early as I can remember, two things have aroused my attention like nothing else.  The first was fine food and drink.  The second was redheads.  Today, I fill my life with as much of the former as my wallet and liver will allow.  The latter, however . . . .

Born in 1969, I spent my formative years watching such afternoon and Saturday morning educational gems as Tom and Jerry (take away: mice are smarter than cats), School House Rock (learning is fun with rhythmic music and easier with simple pictures) and Gilligan's Island.  The very beautiful, very leggy and very sexy Tina Louise played the very sultry Hollywood starlet, Ginger Grant.  Oh, Tina--the criminal effects you had on this poor eight-year old boy should have landed you in jail.  I discovered hormones in the midst of your breathy words whispered into Gilligan's ear.  (Looking back on it now, I understand why I felt an uncontrollable need to press my crotch against the hard arm rest of the sofa.  As an eight year old, I couldn't really express it in words; and gratefully to all, I couldn't yet express it in other ways.)

I learned that Ginger represented all that was sexy, spicy, exotic and even a little forbidden. 

Her namesake, the rhizome ginger, shares all of her best qualities without me having to abuse the furniture.  Medicinal, culinary and horticulturally, ginger provides numerous benefits.  It's flowers are stunning and given the right conditions, are easy to grow.  Eating ginger (not Ginger) treats the symptoms of many forms of nausea including motion sickness and morning sickness.  But it is in cuisine that ginger really commands attention.  Add the juice to rice while cooking for a pleasant aroma and tingle on the tongue.  Add ginger beer or ginger ale to a beverage to make it even more refreshing.  Add slices, shavings or diced ginger to meat or vegetarian dishes for an Asian flair. 

Ginger is best when it's peeled and because of its fibrous texture, either grated, juiced or cut up very fine.  It's also inexpensive.  Buy it fresh at nearly any supermarket.  I recommend against buying the dried powdered ginger sold in the spice aisle as the flavor of dried ginger disappears within a month or two of grating it.  And because ginger is quite fiery, it pairs well with sweet ingredients. 

I have grown up a lot since the mid-70's.  Tom and Jerry isn't as entertaining as I once thought, and mice are really pretty dumb (but then, so are cats).  School House Rock is even better now.  Gilligan's Island became the giant on whose shoulders other television shows stood (MacGyver and Seinfeld owe a debt of gratitude).  And although Ginger is still hot, the furniture is now safe.  BTW, my lovely wife has dyed her hair red.

For breakfast this morning, I made:

Cinnamon Pancakes with Apple and Ginger
1 cup All Purpose Flour
1/4 cup Sugar
2 teaspoons Baking Powder
1/2 teaspoon Salt
1 teaspoon Cinnamon
1 Egg, beaten
1 1/2 tablespoons Butter, melted and cooled slightly
3/4 cup milk
2 tablespoons finely diced fresh Ginger
1 large sweet Apple (I used a Fuji), peeled and finely chopped

Mix all the dry ingredients together in a large bowl.  Mix the liquid ingredients together in another bowl.  Add the liquid to the dry ingredients and mix by hand until combined.  Add the apple and ginger and stir until evenly distributed. 

Cook on a medium hot skillet as you would other pancakes.  Serve hot with butter and Ginger Maple Syrup.


Ginger Maple Syrup
1 can Ginger Ale
1 tablespoon fresh grated Ginger
1/2 cup Dark Maple Syrup

In a large, open sauce pan on medium high heat bring the ginger ale and grated ginger to a light boil, stirring constantly.  Add the maple syrup.  Bring back to a light boil, stirring constantly, then reduce the heat to a simmer.  Continue to stir regularly until the syrup mix is reduced by half. 

Remove from the heat and let cool slightly. 

This would also be great on ice cream.

Oops and Opportunities

When caught in an absolute whirlwind of life, I tend to unwind in the kitchen.  And boy have I been creative in the kitchen this past month!  Here are a handful of things I've been working on: 

Lavender Bitters

Winter Vegetable Bake

Greek Stir-Fry

Chicken Soup Pot Pie

Crepes

. . . and few dishes that were just OK to flat out bad.  (My darling bride and kitchen-mate was thoroughly unimpressed by Tilapia and Shrimp in an Orange Cream Sauce.)

Ask me how I recover from a bad recipe experiment. 

Well, after some minor embarrassment and scraping of dishes into the compost, I think back to where I went south.  More often than not, it was the wrong amount of one ingredient, the improper cooking temperature or a bad guess on cooking time (the last two can generally be summed up as "awful texture.")  If the principles of the dish are sound and I can identify the problem, I will try it again with tweaks.  On the other hand, if my panel of expert taste-tester (see "darling-bride and kitchen-mate" reference, above) suggests that I should abandon the dish altogether, I drop it like the proverbial rotten potato it might be.  I have thereby successfully avoided repeats of the Sesame Fried Tofu incident, the Scallops Encrusted in Tapioca Flour, or the dreaded Fried Squash Blossoms with Fish-Paste Filling.  (DON'T JUDGE ME!)

Now and then, however, one of those mistakes becomes serendipity.  Overcooking can lead to caramelization which can be delicious when everything else works out.  Too much of one spice can create a new emphasis on the palate.  And cooking something too long and at too low of a temperature can concentrate flavors and make everything a little more bold.  Here's a couple of near mistakes we've decided are worth keeping. 


Greek Stir-Fry
We emptied a family member's refrigerator of all the perishables that might perish before they return from vacation.  We combined the ingredients with a few things I had in our kitchen and then I cooked it way too quickly on too high of a temperature.  With a little doctoring, here is the happy result.

2 tablespoons Canola Oil
6-8 large stalks of Kale, de-stemmed and chopped (I used 5 stalks of Bok Choy (with stems) instead)
8 large Mushrooms, sliced
1/4 of a medium Onion, chopped
1 teaspoon of dried Oregano
1/2 cup Greek Yogurt
juice of 1/2 Lemon
1 brick of Firm Tofu, drained and cut into 1 inch cubes
1/4 cup crumbled Feta Cheese

Heat a wok or deep skillet on high heat for 90 seconds.  It may start to smell like a hot skillet.  That's good.  Add the canola oil and wait for 30 seconds.  Swirl it around and add the kale, mushrooms and onion.  Let rest for 10 seconds, then flip it around with a spatula.  Saute for 2 minutes on very high heat, then add the oregano, yogurt, and lemon juice.  Get it hot again.  Add the tofu, stir and remove it from the heat.  Sprinkle with Feta cheese and serve over couscous.  Or rice.  Or left over polenta like I did.


Lavender Bitters
This started off as Cucumber Bitters, but that didn't work out AT ALL!  But it did make really great lavender bitters.

750 ml Everclear
1 12 inch English Cucumber sliced
8 oz dried Lavender blossoms
6 oz dried and crushed Orange Peel
40 drops Gentian Root Extract

Combine all the ingredients in a clean jar.  Shake every 2 days.  Filter thorougly and rebottle.  Use sparingly whenever an herbal punch is needed.